From Fine Art to Horseshit
(all in a day on the Lorelei!)
So. . .
On the previous post, I left you with a challenging little question about a series of Chinese paintings.
This brought out some very interesting comments from several of you, which I enjoyed.
Would you like a simple answer to what these compositions have in common?
If you re-read the last entry, it might seem so obvious:
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THEY ARE ALL
EMPTY IN THE MIDDLE.
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Or at least seemingly empty.
Anyway, thanks for joining in that unusual little exchange about inner and outer landscapes.
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When the Lorelei docks next, would you like a steward to call a Growler or a Phaeton for you? Or perhaps a Hansom is waiting already?
In 1887, there was a staggering variety of carriages on the streets—more than today’s automobile brands. That’s a Hansom above, in a painting by our friend Childe Hassam.
That is the Basket Phaeton. Elegant, right?
Or you might have the means to build a custom coach for yourself (taken from this lovely online museum):
They say you can tell a lot about a person from their carriage… (Or is that about Good Carriage?) So what would you choose to ride in? Are you more a Surrey or a Clarence Brougham type?
Here is a little window shopping for you…
Now something that doesn’t first come to mind as our 1887 New York romance unfolds—is the humongous manure problem that horse-power brings with it. This interesting little NYTimes article and its links hint at what 150,000 horses producing 25 pounds of doodoo a day might have been like. Nasty.
We don’t often think of it, but it was a major problem big cities could barely contend with. The New Yorker last year had a climate change article which started with the 1880′s NYC manure problem:
(…) the city’s production of horse droppings ran to at least forty-five thousand tons a month. George Waring, Jr., who served as the city’s Street Cleaning Commissioner, described Manhattan as stinking “with the emanations of putrefying organic matter.” Another observer wrote that the streets were “literally carpeted with a warm, brown matting . . . smelling to heaven.” In the early part of the century, farmers in the surrounding counties had been happy to pay for the city’s manure, which could be converted into rich fertilizer, but by the later part the market was so glutted that stable owners had to pay to have the stuff removed, with the result that it often accumulated in vacant lots, providing breeding grounds for flies.
The problem just kept piling up until, in the eighteen-nineties, it seemed virtually insurmountable. One commentator predicted that by 1930 horse manure would reach the level of Manhattan’s third-story windows.
This photo hints at the “carpeting” (taken from here.)
Takes away from the romantic feel of 1887, I know. But only a little. Makes you run for the river, doesn’t it.












Except when the horses died, quite often while working, their carcasses were thrown into the river with everything else that could be shoveled off. The New York Herald declared an omnibus ride pictured above as “a perfect bedlam on wheels.”
It’s fascinating to notice the little details you throw in, Mark. She flops her fishy tail across his lap and Twain immediately removes it. A subconscious action? Still trying to distance himself from the “creature?” Either way it gave me a chuckle
Woo-boy, can’t wait to see what that lovely expression brings us next week.
Well, day-am. Our girl does not look happy!
Agree with Anon, love how she flops her tail on him and he unconciously moves it off.
I am very intrigued as to where this is going! Lafayette?? Oh man!
Such subtlety and nuance and yet perfectly clear storytelling. This is fine cartooning. Love it.
I am definitely a buggy girl: http://www.colonialcarriage.com/item.cfm?id=751 but I’m not sure what that says about me.
Makes me think that perhaps our pretty mermaid has a history with Lafayette
Harpoon + room = trouble. Last time I heard a hisss like that t’wiz the Storm of ’38. Pass the holy water…
Salty: I almost included pictures of horse carcasses in the streets for this post… But they were just romantic-mood-killers. How did your history passion start, btw?
Thanks, Anon!
Nicole: thanks again for the shout-out!
Aye, Felipo, Hettie, nice of you to chime in. I’m learning to bite my tongue and bide my time…
Jessica: why elegance, mobility, understated power… I confess a soft spot for this delivery wagon:
http://www.colonialcarriage.com/item.cfm?id=1014
Though I’m not sure what THAT says.
Dead horses do that a lot. Actually, working on a tome about a bit earlier time in Manhattan’s past so I know a lot of trivia from the old days, newspapers were full of it.
Mark, you’re very welcome.
Thanks for the great comic.
Wow! It’s been a while since I’ve had a chance to catch up on the Lorelei’s adventures, but this is great. I like how we haven’t actually heard “South” speak yet. I wonder if that chapter in the Beaverton on curing the siren song will be a thing…
….. So, first the world flaunts penny-farthings I’ll never be able to afford, much less ride, in my face, and now you hand me carriages?
Cruel, Mark. Very, very cruel.